Brain-Soaking Slogans

 For Teabaggers

In an outreach to intellectuals, leaders of the conservative Teabag Movement in American politics want to expand their debate terms beyond “Nazi!” and “Socialist!” to include slogans – “something that can soak into your head,” one explained.

So as a public service, (Sorry! No Offense Intended!) here are slogans that members of the Teabag movement can embrace, as long as they use only their right arms. Critics who say the right-only policy indicates half-embraced intellects are Nazis or Socialists anyway.

If It Feels Good, Don’t Do It.

If God had intended for things to feel good on this Earth, then there wouldn’t be any point to Heaven, would there? Feeling good on this Earth is like trying to peek under the Skirts of the Hereafter, and you know where that gets you, don’t you?

Don’t Trust Anyone Who Can Count To 30

A man’s head is lots clearer when it isn’t chock full of all those don’t-do-a-damn-thing knowledges. A clear head makes the right decisions, after all, and in the Teabag Movement the clearest head wins.

Keep On Truckin’

Many Teabaggers are also members of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, and we all want them to Keep on Truckin’ and never mind none of that crap about green railroads and local production from those Socialists and Nazis with their tendencies hanging out there in the open, you betcha.

Make War, Not Love

You can make war in public without getting arrested. See what happens if you’re doing the Other Thing out there in broad daylight for God’s sake. They ain’t called Piece Officers for nothin’ you know.

Turn Off, Tune Out, Drop In

Those Leftist Mainstream Media boys just won’t quit, so you quit on them first. Turn Off that TV set if it ain’t on Fox, Tune Out all that crap about facts and Drop In on Rush or Glenn or Sarah whenever you can get them on the pickup’s radio, fer sure.

People To The Power

What we need is strong, upstanding folk to support and take care of the rest of us who don’t want to worry about that stuff , and it’s our duty to support them any old which way we can, you betcha.

Fer sure.

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