MOSCOW (LBS) -- Russian  FSB (ФСБ) services are shaking their heads over the latest transmissions from the bugged White House shower head. Early Thursday morning (Washington time), recorders in Lubyanka  captured President Trump doing another Frank Sinatra ripoff in the shower, this time to Sinatra’s “Taking A Chance on Love.”

According to a transcript provided LBS by Deep Borscht, Trump was heard singing:

“Taking A Chance On Tweets”

Here I go again

I’m after Morning Joe again

All enraged again

Taking a chance on tweets

Here I slide again

Spurred by my raging pride again

Wild eyed again

Taking a chance on tweets

The Fake News offers a frame-up

I never slip by

Still I’m tweeting my name up

While my staff keeps asking “Why?”

This is ending soon

I’m getting looney as the moon,

Wrap-around sleeves are trending soon

Taking a chance on tweets.

Here I slip again

Another hateful quip again

I’ve lost my grip again

Taking a chance on tweets

Now I prove again

That I am quite unglued again

I’m unscrewed again

Taking a chance on tweets

I’m haunted by Mueller’s gumshoes

Each noting my lies

My private lawyer's discourse”

“You better kiss your ass goodbye.”

On that ball again

I'm riding for a fall again

I'm gonna give my all again

Taking a chance on tweets!

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