Showing posts with label gun-control. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gun-control. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

States: Kid Hunting OK

Kid Drivers Dangerous

America’s Founders batted .900 on the Bill of Rights, knocking issue after issue out of the park in a triumph for democracy, individual rights and common sense.

But they struck out on the Tenth Amendment, which says "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

That’s the so-called “State’s Rights” amendment which has been used to bless all sorts of mischief including the civil war, segregation and letting nine-year-olds carry lethal weapons.

While states generally limit driving a car to persons at least 16 and often with lots of training, some states have no restrictions on a kid toting a 30.06 while he hunts without adult supervision.

Driving is restricted because cars can kill people and using them requires mature judgment. Texas, for example, joins 46 other states and the District of Columbia in a graduated driver’s license program with firm requirements for those below 18.

On the other hand, Texas law permits someone nine years old to hunt deer alone. Which means the nine-year-old’s unsupervised judgment is in control of a weapon that can kill anything in a circle more than half a mile in diameter.

Not to pick on Texas, because it’s a paragon of intelligence compared to Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Vermont and Washington. They set no minimum age at all, so it must be perfectly legal for an unsupervised five-year-old to tote a shotgun as long as he or she is “hunting.”

If those kindergarten kids are hunting brains in their state legislatures, they’re plumb out of luck.

Since anyone must be 18 years old to purchase a rifle or shotgun (21 for a handgun), what about a national law saying those are the same ages for unsupervised hunting?

But that would be a Common Sense pitch, and the Tenth Amendment’s record shows no hits on that pitch in years.

While gun advocates will say that it should be up to parents to judge when a child is able to carry a lethal weapon hunting without supervision, the rest of us will only agree when they let their eight-year-old daughter take their midlife- crisis sports car on a solo spin.

In the meantime, states which would lock down schools because a ten-year-old brought a Cub Scout pocketknife to class will have no problem with the same ten-year-old carrying a .30-.30 in the woods behind the school as long as he’s got a hunting license.

All if which is why we need to add to the Tenth Amendment so it says "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people, unless the States and people are being Really, Really Dumb.”

It would be an improvement.

Until it happens, if you’re walking down a street in many states and a tiny kid says “Bang! You’re Dead!” you might be.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009

Weekend Tids and Bits

BIKINI-CLAD CAR WASHES AREN’T FOR WISHING, at least not for the Make-A-Wish-Foundation, reports Fox News. Seems like a Washington, DC guy wanted to donate half the take from a weekend bikini car wash to the foundation that grants wishes for kids with terminal illnesses. No thanks, the foundation is reported to have said. Only family-friendly money is acceptable. Unless Disneyland starts stamping tickets “Purchased With Tainted Money,” maybe the very next wish for Make A Wish should be for brains.

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STORMY WEATHER for Stormy Daniels, the porn star considering a U.S. Senate run against David Vitter, the Louisiana incumbent who turned up on a Washington madam’s list, and we’re not talking groceries. Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Gregory Clifford, was arrested in Tampa, FL for slugging her husband in a dispute over laundry and bills. Earlier, the car of one of her political advisors exploded – whether with help or not isn’t clear. What all this does for the political future of someone who starred in films with minimal costume budgets isn’t clear.

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HARRY POTTER AND THE GET-A-LIFE DEMONS might be a good title for a movie pitting the young wizard against those who are distressed that the adolescents in the current movie are shown in pubs. Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince shows characters ordering butterbeer – alcoholic content unknown – and other drinking-associated shots. Although it’s legal for youngsters of 16 in Britain to order alcohol with food, much tut-tutting was reported in the New York Times.

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“OBVIES” AWARD NEEDED, which would be an award given to studies, reports and findings of the obvious. If we can come up with a process, a study by Virginia Tech’s Transportation Institute would be a top candidate. It found that texting while driving is lots more dangerous than talking while driving. That prompted introduction of legislation in the U.S. Senate that would cut off federal highway funds for states who didn’t crack down on texting while driving. No word yet on studies about sleeping while driving, bombed-out-of-your-mind while driving, sex while driving or other behaviors that might pose danger while hurtling down the highway at average-IQ-in-miles-per-hour-rates.

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Last Week’s Lessons:

n Machine intelligence still has a long way to go before it can match many achievements of human intelligence. Problem: scientists can’t make the damned things dumb enough. See http://larryblaskosaid.blogspot.com/2009/07/intelligent-machines-not-to-worry.html

n Mortal Baby Boomers? Disturbing thoughts that the self-proclaimed inventors of sex, drugs, rebellion and living forever may die anyway at http://larryblaskosaid.blogspot.com/2009/07/shocking-baby-boomers-mortal-world.html

n Kidney Punch To Capitalism when a broker is arrested for bringing a willing seller and a willing buyer together at http://larryblaskosaid.blogspot.com/2009/07/capitalism-update-no-love-for-sale-but.html

n South Carolina Sex Scandal Focus shifts from Governor Mark Sanford to man accused of buggery with a 21-year-old horse named Sugar. No word from state’s supporters on whether they welcome this shift from dalliance in Argentina to making strictly domestic hay at http://larryblaskosaid.blogspot.com/2009/07/another-sc-sex-scandal-horsing-around.html

n A Solution At Last to the Gun Debate is offered in a proposed “Must-Carry” movement that ties carrying weapons to voting with a “Wanna Vote? Gotta Tote!” slogan at http://larryblaskosaid.blogspot.com/2009/07/wanna-vote-gotta-tote-must-carry-rules.html

Have a great weekend!

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