Trump’s MAGA Casts Her Spell. . .

Millions of Americans think MAGA stands for Make America Great Again in spite of the best efforts of presidential counsel Kellyanne Conway to educate them.

Ignoring Conway’s conservative creative skills, Fake News Fools make citizens still look at MAGA and fail to see Kellyanne as the very personification of the ancient conservative concept. And that’s a shame. Consider her efforts:

• While defending the president’s singular Inaugural crowd-estimating gifts, Conway allowed the uninitiated a glimpse of Alternative Facts, the very building blocks of MAGA power. Yet the Fake News Fools failed to report truly what they were told they saw.

• This week Conway recalled the MAGA history of the Bowling Green Massacre. As no less a Fake News source than The New York Times reported, Conway told MSNBC Hardball Host Chris Matthews “I bet it’s brand new information to people that President Obama had a six-month ban on the Iraqi refugee program after two Iraqis came here to this country, were radicalized and were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre,” she said. “Most people don’t know that because it didn’t get covered.” Predictably Fake News failed to report that seminal event on  the flimsy excuse it didn’t happen, and was completely clueless about where it didn’t happen among the many places named Bowling Green.

Obviously frustrated by her inability to truly communicate MAGA, Conway soldiers on. As she tweeted “It's called class, grace, deep breath.”

Now The Wise say “Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel,” and that must include those who buy mascara and eyeliner the same way. But Conway’s steadfast efforts should not go unrewarded.

Students of Rome and Latin know the ancient language was written in all capital letters. So in Latin, MAGA is a word with a special meaning.

It means “witch.” Or “sorceress.”

Pay Conway the courtesy of remembering that when next of MAGA she speaks.

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White House Security Breached

WASHINGTON -- Worried White House officials scrambled to revamp security operations today  after an intruder breached the building’s perimeter defenses and got within yards of the Oval Office.

The disturbing incident happened while advisers were discussing demonstrations around the country against President Trump’s executive order temporarily barring U.S. entry and immigration  from some Muslim-majority countries.

A source within the White House not authorized to speak truthfully said the suspect was identified as Objective Reality, no age available.  Authorities believe there may be other threats to the administration coming from Reality and supporters, although this intrusion amounted to just a scare.

The intruder was stopped by by a pack of angry anti-Reality social media tweets, many of them belonging to the president. Reality dropped to the ground while laughing protectively and remained there until being escorted off the White House grounds.

Not asked about the incident, Special Assistant to the President for Alternatives Kellyanne Conway said  nonetheless “If you are part of team Trump, you walk around with these gaping, seeping wounds every day, that's fine.”

Presidential Press Secretary Sean Spicer had no comment. His “role in the Trump administration will be to provide the American public with robust and clearly articulated misinformation,” according to a description from The Onion that Spicer said “nailed it.”  

White House observers noted it would be have been difficult for Spicer to fulfill that role as described with Reality nearby.

Meanwhile, U.S. Senators John McCain (R-AZ) and Lindsey Graham (R-SC) released a statement on the President’s executive order on immigration saying “Our government has a responsibility to defend our borders, but we must do so in a way that makes us safer and upholds all that is decent and exceptional about our nation.”

President Trump proved he was unscathed by the Reality scare by tweeting in reply:

“The joint statement of former presidential candidates John McCain & Lindsey Graham is wrong - they are sadly weak on immigration. The two...Senators should focus their energies on ISIS, illegal immigration and border security instead of always looking to start World War III.”

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