“Do I dare Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse. “
--T.S. Eliot, “The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock,” 1915
The LoveSong of J. Donald
Prufrock -2017
(With Apologies to T.S. Eliot and Paul Anka’s 1957 hit “Diana”)
I’m not young, my stuff’s so old
So, my darling, make me bold
I need help to rise to play,
Please be sure it works today,
You and I will let them see
It has uses more than pee
Oh, please stay by me, Viagra!
Thrills I get when I’m not so limp,
Oh, my darling, help me primp
I love you ‘cause you make me be
More aggressive, much more He
I love you with all my heart,
And I hope you will work your art
Oh, please stay by me, Viagra!
Oh, my darlin’, oh my lover
Keep my use deep under cover
I love your work on my part
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Only you can roll my cart
Only you can give it a start
When you flex my flabby loving arm
Please take care you’re doing me no harm
Help me darling, he he help me right
Let me make it a all up tonight
Oh, please stay with me, Viagra!
Oh, please, Viagra!
Oh, please, Viagra!
Oh, please, Viagra!
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