Don’t blame President Trump for investigating massive voter fraud no others can see -- they lack his Vision, not to mention his Harvey.

His Vision is pretty clear:

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump  

I will be asking for a major investigation into VOTER FRAUD, including those registered to vote in two states, those who are illegal and.. . .even, those registered to vote who are dead (and many for a long time). Depending on results, we will strengthen up voting procedures!

His Harvey takes some explaining.

Naturally, President Trump’s Harvey, although never seen by others, is bigger than most  --six-feet-six, in fact.

And “Harvey” of course, is just the president’s charming pet name for his pooka, a spirit that can brings ups and downs. A shorter pooka named Harvey played the invisible rabbit friend of actor Jimmy Stewart in the 1950 film comedy “Harvey.”

As President Trump often says, he sees things others don't. His invisible rabbit Harvey is one of them.

President Trump’s Harvey listened this week as the new president repeatedly wondered in public how his massive election victory wound up around three million popular votes less than vanquished Hillary Clinton. He heard the president suggest fraud. And he watched the completely disrespectful Fake News Press demand proof and details -- trivial stuff  too  distracting to clutter the president’s Vision.

Harvey knew he had to act. He waited until evening when the president was enjoying quiet time with his mirror.

“Ahem!” Harvey said at a respectful distance.

“Absolutely right!” the president said. “I am looking good.”

“Sir, it’s about the popular vote,” Harvey said.

“Fraud”! Yuge fraud!” the president bellowed. “I was robbed and the Fake News Press refuses to believe it!”

“Yessir! I know!” Harvey said. “And I can tell you exactly how and who, Sir. It was Hillary Clinton’s pooka, Jenny. She voted against you three million times.”

President Trump scowled. “I knew that of course! Part of my Vision!”

“You’re absolutely right, Mr President,” Harvey agreed, “but if I may offer a suggestion, Sir, perhaps one of your senior staff could feed the real facts to those lazy scoundrels in the press room. Someone with a track record and credibility.”

“Just as I was about to day!” the president said, picking up a telephone.

“Yes Sir?” the White House operator asked.

”Get me Kellyanne Conway!” said the president.

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